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Did you invent the airplane? These matches aren't always local, which leaves you stuck in an online relationship or embarrassed when your friends find you using Tinder. Some canned lines are good enough to stand on their dateinasia com sign up some so clever that it'd be a shame not to use thembut if you can come up with a line that matches the brst, you'll set yourself apart.

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Remember me? Cause you look like a snack! They want to date!

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Me neither but it breaks the ice. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams! Creativity can be the difference between a Yes and a No. Rather than presenting the other person a couples looking for other couples line that they can either accept or reject wholesale, you might fair better if you get them actively engaged with a miniature guessing game and pull a plot twist on them at the end.

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